Citizen: Richard Schekelstein

From Ministry of Truth Civil Resources
Robert Schekelstein

The Lesser
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Richard's personal portrait, some say he's nearly identical to his brother.
BornUnknown
Party StatusAwaiting Assignment
NationalityEurasian
CitizenshipRefugee Status
EducationUnknown
OccupationUnknown
EmployerUnemployed
Known forFitting inside a refrigerator filled with pudding to escape Eurasia.
Net worthPocket Lint
Height5 ft 5 in (165 cm)
Political partyUnaffiliated
Criminal charge(s)Gross Lewd Conduct w/ Pudding
Criminal penaltyPENDING
Criminal statusPENDING
Spouse(s)Unknown
ChildrenUnknown
RelativesNixon Schekelstein